today was like any other until something amazing happened...
i was walking down the street and an elephant came out of no where and started chasing me. i was running as fast as i could but every 20 steps i took was like 1 for the elephant.
i ran behind a bush but it was no spot to hide. it found me and looked me square in the eye.
i could feel its breath on my face and it wasnt good. as it lifted its enormous trunk, i cringed in fear.
it was reaching for something and as it lowered its trunk he was holding a wallet.....my wallet.
then with a big sigh, he said "here, you dropped this."
alright, fine he didnt talk. but thats the only thing i made up.